MBTI Jokes

MBTI type jokes


Taken from here.


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Light Bulb Jokes


We asked...how many of your type does it take to change a light bulb?


The answers:

ISTJ

One worked in the past, so one will work now!

ISFJ

Only one, me, as long as it is OK with everyone else.



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INFJ

Does the light bulb really want to be changed?

INTJ

Could you please define change? And what exactly do you mean by a light bulb?

ISTP

I

ISFP

O, the ISFP is happy just sitting there and experiencing the dark

INFP

2, one to change it and one for support

INTP

Hmm...light..., illuminate..., I=10.76LT(I/4f)(F/V)² Hcos40+If

ESTP

None, till I check the breaker.



ESFP

Who cares - the important thing is that it would be fun!






ENFP

Well let's see, there's one to notice the bulb is out, and one to make a new lampshade, and one to read a magazine article on alternative lighting means, and one to draw a picture of a candle, and...

ENTP

One, but only after tightening, wiggling, shaking, testing, etc. to make sure it's not something else

ESTJ

The cost/benefit ratio would dictate only one.

ESFJ

At least 2 - let me get on the phone and call someone to come over...

ENFJ

But that was my favorite light bulb!

ENTJ

YOU!!! CHANGE THAT DAMN BULB!!!